Get ready folks. Here’s a novel idea. We present to you a cauliflower recipe in which you end up with…wait for it…cauliflower. Oh, you know what we’re talking about. The internet has been inundated lately with recipes that transform cauliflower into things it was never meant to be. You can find recipes for cauliflower rice, cauliflower hummus, cauliflower pizza crust, and something which is affectionately referred to as cauliflower steak. Seriously people, cauliflower can never be steak. Just stop it.